Noisy Neighbours,.. help wanted.

[andy69]

Amazing I never thought of that Mr Unter....It's just so straight forward!!!

[Gav Ruadh Hallion]

Best method of getting rid of the neighbours ever!!!!

Heard of this a few years ago from a mate of a mate.
In order to get rid of the neighbours, he tried hard to get along with them.
After a couple of weeks, they were getting along reasonably ok....
The long suffering neighbour then got two of his friends to make two seperate phone calls to the offender.

Call no 1: "We require you to attend the police station in regard to an important matter. At 3pm if possible"
Call no 2: "You have a package arriving at 3pm"

Offending neighbour asks long suffering neighbour "Would you sign for the package when it arrives for me?"

This gave long suffering neighbour the opportunity to spend about 30 minutes in his neighbours house!!!!
Once in, armed with two bags of frozen prawns. He put the prawns in just about every well concealed place he could.

As the weeks passed, the smell became quite unbearable. Drainage people were called, pest exterminators....
Just short of calling an exorcist, the offending neighbour moved.

Cruel? Yes Devious? Yes
Result acheived!!

[Ian Rich Rags]

Easy, pick axe handle to keep em quiet, then buy a big roll of chicken wire. Best buy it before you thwack their noggings in. Lay each one of them out on about 10 ft lengh of chicken wire and roll them up in it, remembering to throw a few good size beach cobbles in every time you roll them over. After about five rolls the will be wrapped like a nice joint, except with chicken wire instead of Rizla and with enough cobbles wrapped in there to send them straight to the bottom. Twist the ends tight and borrow a fishing boat from the quay.
The crabs and fish will make short work of them and theres nothing left but a roll of chicken wire with few big stone in. Easy.

<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ June 30, 2006 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Fleagle the Guitarist ]</font>

[Ian Rich Rags]

That method of body disposal was a very tried and tested, courtesy of one Freddie Foreman. There was always speculation about what happend to the bodies of Jack the hat McVitie and George Cornell once those playtful twins had shot them in the forhead or stabbed them in the eye. Fed to the pigs? Stuffed in coffins with other legitinate bodies at Forest gate crematorium?

Read Formans book. He reckons he was given the job of getting rid on the both and, according to him, it was chicken wire and rocks in the Thames estury.

<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ July 02, 2006 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Fleagle the Guitarist ]</font>

[Ian Rich Rags]

That method of body disposal was a very tried and tested, courtesy of one Freddie Foreman. There was always speculation about what happend to the bodies of Jack the hat McVitie and George Cornell once those playtful twins had shot them in the forhead or stabbed them in the eye. Fed to the pigs? Stuffed in coffins with other legitinate bodies at Forest gate crematorium?

Read Formans book. He reckons he was given the job of getting rid on the both adn according to him it was chicken wire and rocks in the Thames esturay.

[Buttz]

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[Johnny B]

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